This is dead boring
SEO & GEo for small business
boring marketing isn’t dead. It’s still boring.
$47 CLAUDE VISIBILITY REPORT
Are you showing up for the boring searches you want? What about your competitors?
Grab a $47 Audit, we’ll tell you what Claude’s saying about your brand with a real-time snapshot.
âśż 20 search terms/queries analysed
✿ How your brand appears and the sentiment it’s getting
âśż Where your competitors rank in comparison
✿ Robot.txt check to see if you’re blocking any AI
âśż Quick fixes & your next moves to make
the agenda calls for…
SEO & GEO. Obviously.
Do some boring as marketing, turn up on Google and AI results, end with your audience clicking all over your site.
Sorry, not sorry.
BECOME BORING
$1500.00 NZD
For the brands who know what they’re about, and are ready to roll their sleeves up and get stuck in themselves.
A full review of your website, with a 2-month strategy for SEO & GEO.
BE BORING
$3750.00 NZD
$1250/month
Want someone to tell you what to do, and make sure you do it properly? Get your SEO & GEO running as a regular part of your marketing plan.
A full audit, 3-month plan, monthly strategy updates and site tracking.
STAY BORING
$5400.00 NZD
$900/month
BEST VALUE
Ready to see big picture results, with solid SEO & GEO marketing working in the background?
A full audit, 6-month plan, monthly strategy updates and site tracking.
Want to learn more about these “really interesting” packages?
Congrats you did a boring thing
What, do you want a medal or something?
Now your audience will find you in Google and see you in ChatGPT and Claude results.
Wow. So amazing. Who would have thought that foundational marketing would work.
You might die
Of boredom. But people will find you on Google, see you referenced in ChatGPT results, and watch your info come up on Claude. If you’re lucky, your competitors will cry, which is a nice bonus.
Want to know more?
Yes, I can help you. It will be boring-ish but I’m nice, and you’ll get good SEO & GEO results. Which is the point.
Go click this button and book already, before you die of boredom.
